"Everyone at the funeral has to wear classy ‘morgeous’ outfits. No boring black suits or dresses."
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
it tastes like a weasley
you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor
one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me
If he can’t appreciate this work of art he isn’t worth a damn
Since I’m pretty sure the source was changed I’ll link to the video (x)
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for